Bono Ate A Birthdaycake

Bono, now forty-nine
Bono, that age is just fine
Bono, allergic to red wine
Bono is the person with whom I would love to dine

Bono, the famous singer
Bono, is it settled? You and me, a dinner?
Bono, with boxing always the winner
Bono, sometimes needs to get slimmer

Bono, coming to me in July
Bono, I’ll love you till I die
Bono, The Fly
Bono, whose albums I always buy

Bono, I love your harmonica
Bono, sings “Aha Shala”
Bono, wearing sunglasses
Bono, easy to recognize in the masses

Bono, born in Ireland
Bono, is in a famous band
Bono, I would always lend you a hand
Bono, his lyrics are sometimes hard to understand

Bono, has a lot of fans
Bono, does not always know how to dance
Bono, spends his holidays in France
Bono, Chris Martin has no chance

Bono, you can not call him tall
Bono, his legs are just small
Bono, is the best singer on earth
Bono, that title is a lot worth

“Bono, sexy person”
Bono, no one can stand with you in comparison
Bono, is never grim
Bono ate his birthdaycake, before the birthdaycake ate him

Bono, Adam
Bono, Larry
Bono, Anna
Bono, Edge
Bono, Elvis
Bono, MacPhisto
Bono, Ali

Bono, this might seem like a long way to say
“Bono, have a nice birthday!”
Bono

by Anna (inspired by Elvis Ate America by Passengers)

Don’t want to be a slug

Aargh! I was writing a post for today, but then it said ERROR! could not blah blah blah….

Anyway Who said that?!, here’s a new fact of the day:
56% of my post contain video’s (hmmm 56%… think think EUREKA!!! that’s 5/9!)
If you did not have this EUREKA moment, don’t worry, that’s perfectly normall.
If you did have it, you should consider that shouting EUREKA!!! out loud, might be a little weird for other people if they are in the room… (or building, depending on how big you’re EUREKA moment was)

Anyway Who said that?! (don’t get it? Watch more Monty Python!) I stumbled upon this video about two days ago. It’s Slug by Passengers and it’s set to Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey. I have not seen that movie (yet), but what the clip shows is very beautiful…

And if you want to surprise everyone in the room with your beautiful voice here’s the lyrics of Slug:

Don’t want to lose my shirt
Don’t want to dig the dirt
Don’t want you to get hurt
Can’t help that I’m a flirt
Don’t want to take your drugs
Don’t want to be a slug
Don’t want to overdress
Don’t want to make a mess
Don’t want you to confess
Not under duress
Don’t want to be untrue
I want to be with you
Don’t want to lose my nerve
Don’t want to throw the curve
Don’t want to make you swerve
Don’t want what I deserve
Don’t want to change the frame
Don’t want to be a pain
Don’t want to stay the same