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Bono Ate A Birthdaycake

Bono, now forty-nine
Bono, that age is just fine
Bono, allergic to red wine
Bono is the person with whom I would love to dine

Bono, the famous singer
Bono, is it settled? You and me, a dinner?
Bono, with boxing always the winner
Bono, sometimes needs to get slimmer

Bono, coming to me in July
Bono, I’ll love you till I die
Bono, The Fly
Bono, whose albums I always buy

Bono, I love your harmonica
Bono, sings “Aha Shala”
Bono, wearing sunglasses
Bono, easy to recognize in the masses

Bono, born in Ireland
Bono, is in a famous band
Bono, I would always lend you a hand
Bono, his lyrics are sometimes hard to understand

Bono, has a lot of fans
Bono, does not always know how to dance
Bono, spends his holidays in France
Bono, Chris Martin has no chance

Bono, you can not call him tall
Bono, his legs are just small
Bono, is the best singer on earth
Bono, that title is a lot worth

“Bono, sexy person”
Bono, no one can stand with you in comparison
Bono, is never grim
Bono ate his birthdaycake, before the birthdaycake ate him

Bono, Adam
Bono, Larry
Bono, Anna
Bono, Edge
Bono, Elvis
Bono, MacPhisto
Bono, Ali

Bono, this might seem like a long way to say
“Bono, have a nice birthday!”
Bono

by Anna (inspired by Elvis Ate America by Passengers)